1 世界終結之日··············· 001
2 好，很好，非常好············· 002
3 愚行· ·················· 004
4 捲須的嘗試性糾纏············· 005
5 一名醫學預科生的來信··········· 007
6 蟲子打架················· 012
7 傑齣的赫尼剋傢族············· 016
8 牛頓和津卡的情緣············· 017
9 主管火山事務的副總裁··········· 018
10 特工X-9·················· 019
11 蛋白質·················· 021
12 世間快樂的末日· ············· 023
13 中轉站·················· 024
14 假如車上有雕花玻璃花瓶·········· 026
15 聖誕快樂················· 028
16 迴到幼兒園················ 031
17 姑娘池·················· 032
18 世界上最有價值的商品··········· 034
19 再也沒有爛泥瞭· ············· 036
20 九號冰·················· 039
21 海軍陸戰隊勇往直前· ··········· 041
22 黃色小報的記者· ············· 042
23 最後一爐布朗尼· ············· 043
24 什麼是萬彼得··············· 044
25 赫尼剋博士最重要的事情·········· 045
26 神是什麼················· 046
27 來自火星的男人· ············· 047
28 美乃滋·················· 050
29 永垂不朽················· 052
30 隻是在睡覺················ 053
31 另一個布裏德··············· 054
32 炸藥掙的錢················ 056
33 一個不知感恩的人············· 057
34 溫-迪特·················· 059
35 玩具店·················· 063
36 喵嗚· ·················· 066
37 一位現時代的少將············· 068
38 全世界的梭魚之都············· 070
39 法塔·莫甘娜· ·············· 071
40 希望與慈悲之傢· ············· 072
41 為兩個人組建的卡拉斯··········· 073
42 送給阿富汗的自行車· ··········· 076
43 示範· ·················· 079
44 同情者·················· 082
45 美國佬為什麼招人恨· ··········· 084
46 博剋儂教徒如何應付愷撒·········· 085
47 動態張力················· 087
48 就像聖奧古斯丁· ············· 089
49 憤怒大海扔上來的一條魚·········· 090
50 一個好看的侏儒· ············· 094
51 沒問題，老媽··············· 095
52 無痛· ·················· 098
53 織技公司的總裁· ············· 100
54 納粹、保皇黨、空降兵和逃服兵役者····· 101
55 決不要給你自己的書編索引········· 103
56 一個自承重的鬆鼠籠子··········· 106
57 令人不安的怪夢· ············· 107
58 有差異的暴政··············· 109
59 請係緊安全帶··············· 111
60 一個貧睏國傢··············· 114
61 一個下士值多少· ············· 115
62 黑澤爾為什麼不害怕· ··········· 116
63 虔誠和自由················ 118
64 和平與富足················ 119
65 造訪聖洛倫佐的好時光··········· 121
66 最強大的東西··············· 124
67 嗬-嗚-嗚剋-庫！·············· 126
68 一百民主烈士··············· 128
69 一幅巨大的鑲嵌畫············· 128
70 博剋儂的教導··············· 131
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